Apr/064
school
I just spent the last two and a half hours looking online at colleges in the area. I am thinking about going back to school to get my degree. in what? who knows. something. i have a bunch of credits from penn state from back in the early 90's. they are just sitting there, and it cost me a lot of money to get them, so i might as well use them for something. It seems like a lot of work and paperwork and money to go back to school.
I have to find a career path that is almost no work, with outrageously high salary, that you don't have to be trained to do. like a CEO or the head of HR. I guess I will get a computer related degree. what else do I know? They don't give degrees for eating Double Stuff Oreos and watching Aliens. I would start my own business, but that seems like a lot of work and a giant pain in the ass. Right now my 5-year plan is to hit the lottery (but that isn't working out because I keep forgetting to PLAY the lottery.) Hey at least I HAVE a plan.
Stick it.
April 20th, 2006
You should go back to school, get a masters in business management, then never get a job. Just owe a bunch of money for school.
April 21st, 2006
Phoenix Online just published a new listing of majors -and near the bottom I did see “B.A. Orea Eating” so you’re golden. Some people who choose this major minor in “Smoking Enough to fill an Ashtray Daily.”
April 24th, 2006
What an upbeat site! I like your refreshing and positive approach to life. The only thing that depresses me is that my parents never had enough dough for me to blow and crack, whores and a new liver. At least I can get enough internet porn for free.
Keep up the inspirational updates!
April 26th, 2006
I love Georgie. Oh how I love Georgie.