Apr/062
Office
Do you know how funny The Office is? At least I find it to be funny.
Someday I hope to work in an office again. Someday I hope to work again.
But I mean I'm in no hurry. Believe me. Summer is coming.
Though I'm pretty sure I will be forced to find employment. I can't think of any good "get rich quick" schemes. And I can't find anyone to support me. My hero is Anna Nicole Smith. She had the right idea. Found some rich sick old man, got married, waited until he kicked the bucket, and then collected. She's a perfect example of the American Dream. They need to put her on a poster on Ellis Island. I don't know any rich old people. At least none that would want to marry me. They are always saying "What? You don't have a job? How old ARE you? Get away from me loser!"
Speaking of get away from me, what the hell is the deal with the illegal immigrant worker strike? A strike? Is there an Illegal Immigrant union somewhere? Why should they be allowed to stay here? And a spanish version of the star spangled banner? WTF? This is an English speaking country. They need to adapt to the U.S. not the other way around.
And when is George Bush going to be out of office? I can't wait to get rid of him. Worst president ever.
April 28th, 2006
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for legal immigrants who come here and follow the rules etc. It’s the illegals that piss me off. It’s like having a bunch of thieves running around stealing, and now they want to be able to keep everything they stole, and not get arrested for it. And they are going to go on “strike” and protest? Please. It’s bullsh*t. And the media will eat it up and I’m sure it will be on my tv. People march all over the country for all kinds of reasons and nothing ever comes of it. No one cares. Follow the rules like everyone else.
April 28th, 2006
I wish I had a dime for every time I had my job stolen by an illegal immigrant.