May/068
More stuff you don’t care about…
So I didn't go to Pittsburgh this weekend. I decided to stay home. It would have been kind of a waste to go there. My friend had to work all weekend and I really wouldn't have done anything by myself. Maybe went to the mall or something. I can do that at home. Plus I don't have money to blow on gas and food etc. I won't bore you with the details.
Anyway, I was just reading about Willie Nelson. he's 73. Thats SO old. And he's still touring etc. I'm 34 and I can't imagine touring. lol. I'm really lazy. If you hadn't noticed. Here's the link to the Willie Nelson story. I can't believe he made 250 albums and wrote 2,500 songs. And smoked 250 pounds of grass last month. Haha.
(Check me out. I figured out how to insert a clickable hyperlink kinda doo-hickey. Now does this thing have a spell-checker?)
So I watched Mean Girls today or the umteenth millionth time. That movie makes me laugh. I can't wait to read the comments and emails about this. I almost watched a movie I have never seen before, but god forbid I do that. I downloaded.. er I mean "bought" The Omen (the original). I don't think I have ever seen it. I might watch it tomorrow. It's already 1:45 am here. Though it's not like I have to get out of bed tomorrow for any reason.
24 was pretty decent. I didn't see the end coming. Totally flipped me out. Poor Jack! I can't wait for January! I won't say any more in case you didn't see it. I'm waiting to download the last Alias. I think that was tonight. It's not available on any of the non-ratio sites yet.
I'm about tired of downloading stuff. I never watch any of it. It seems like a huge waste of time and discs and space. (Kinda like me!) I mean I watch the TV shows, but the hundreds of movies. I don't have time to sit and watch movie after movie after movie. I mean I have time, but I am always doing 50 things. So I miss a lot of the movie. And my internet is always at a crawl. Always. Blah blah blah like you care about any of this.
My hardtop is STILL on my jeep. WTF? I thought I told you to come take it off. And when you come over to do that, bring me a BIG bag of money. And some donuts.
Mmmmm donuts...
May 23rd, 2006
Willie Nelson probably has his hard top off by now. Of course, he also has bags of money and weed.
May 23rd, 2006
I wish I had bags of money and/or bags of weed. If I had bags of weed I would sell it or trade it for bags of money. Sacks of money. With dollar signs on them. So I know that there’s money in them.
May 25th, 2006
can you come over and cut my grass since you don’t have a job? i’ll give you $5.00 (i have a small yard)
May 25th, 2006
tom,
you don’t by chance know anything about statistics do you?
May 26th, 2006
Hi Jilly! I took a statistics class in college. In 1989. I think so anyway. I can’t even remember. So no, I don’t know anything about statistics. The word “statistics” makes me want to fall asleep.
I know a lot about getting money for nothing (and my chicks for free.)
May 30th, 2006
Today is May 30th. Have you done nothing of note in the last 7 days? You lazy b*st*rd!
May 30th, 2006
Don’t break my heart! My achy-breaky heart!
May 31st, 2006
I have a pretty funny story actually. I signed on last nite to put it on here and fell asleep. I’m going to try to do it now. If you don’t see a new post tomorrow, then I probably fell asleep again. Ass-master. How good can this story be if I am falling asleep trying to TELL it?