Tom Is A Blog Neglector This is a great site, it's not like I'll update it or anything.

San Diego

I can't believe it's June already. It's hot as balls here too.  I'm getting packed to go to San Diego for ten or twelve days. Not sure really. I'm not even sure what I'm going to do in California for all that time.  Might go to Mexico. I know I'm going to Disneyland and LA.  I think. Eh whatever. It's not like I have to be back at any certain time for anything, like a job or any sort of responsibilities.  It's all fun and games until my unemployment dries up, and I'm living in a van down by the river.  

Speaking of vans, did anyone find me a job in Sydney yet? Did I even discuss that whole mess yet?  I haven't posted in forever! I called the Australian Embassy in Washington DC about getting a visa to work in Australia. It's a pain in the ass. You can't just go there to work.  You have to have a company sponsor you. They need to provide information to the government on how they had to bring in a foreigner for the job. It's a whole circus.  If they had a fence to hop over I would, or if I could sneak in by floating there on a door I would.  I mean I would work at McDonalds over there. What do I care? As long as I had some money to eat and buy things. The whole thing pisses me off. How dare they say no to me!  I said, "Do you know who I am?" And the lady said, "Should I?"  I said "Uh yeah!  Hello?  I have a blog at colello.org?  Yeah that's me." And we got disconnected.  I'm sure she didn't hang up.   

Maybe I could get Tim to sponsor me or something. Since he lives there and what not.  But I'm pretty sure he would want my face to sponsor his cock in return.  Even I have my limits.

Anyway here's a funny site. FSM Go there. Become enlightened.

I have a kind of funny story to tell you but it's too long and I have to get packed. On June 12th I will be in Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport for about an hour while I change planes on my trip back from California.  Come on down and I will sign an autograph for you. Or something.

Oh and in case anyone was worrying, I did get my hard top off my jeep last weekend. Thank you all for nothing. Jerks. Where are my bags of money? I need the money so I can buy a house with central air. Cuz I'm fat. And fat people can't take the heat. And my window A/C unit is dead. And if I had bags of money I wouldn't have to worry about working in Sydney.  Do you see how having bags of money will solve 94% of my problems?  Plus giving me bags of money will most assuredly guarantee you a space in heaven. Come on.  COME ON. 

I will try to post from San Diego. Pictures or something.  I should have internet in the room. And it better be free.