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AC vs Fat – Concert – Crazy

So I still haven't gotten an air conditioner.  It's hot as balls out this way.  And being fat doesn't help with the heat. I'm going to go looking again tonight.  I can't find a store that has any in stock. 

I'm so fat and tired of being sweaty all the time.  I spend most of my days at friends houses who have air conditioning.  I drive my fat lazy ass over their house and sit there eating my Double stuff oreos and watching aliens and mean girls back to back to back.  I might not be so fat if I didn't sit on the couch all day and eat Double stuff oreos.  But what else am i supposed to do? Work? 

Did you see the 40 year Old Virgin?  The only part I have seen is when he leaves the bar with the drunk chick in the PT cruiser. so funny. what a crazy bitch. "That fucker came out of NOWHERE!" Someday I will watch the rest of the movie.  Its sitting right there. Like only about 5 feet from the dvd player.  Someday i will put it in and watch it.  I'm so busy with work (yeah right) and my busy social life (yeah right) that i dont have time to watch movies (yeah right).

i'm going to def leppard and journey friday night. treats for me. I cant wait to see the trashy broads and weirdos that you know are going to be at that show.  I haven't been to a concert in like FOREVER. Oh wait i was at the cranberries at the Tower maybe 4 or 5 years ago.  so maybe not forever.  whatever. i know you are jealous.

So we were at bruesters ice cream last night in aston or somewhere up there on 202.  Anyway there was this crazy high bitch there.  Maybe 18-21 years old. She looked like she crawled out from under the overpass.  She had no bra and was wearing an orange tank top and you could see her areolas. she was hopping and dancing around like a little kid when they know they are getting ice cream or candy.  she HAD to be high. like heroin. something hard core cuz she looked 18 going on 45. i wish i would have had my camera. anyway she SAW them making her ice cream cone through the window and she starts saying "ooooh it looks sooooo good", practically drooling. We thought she was talking to the lady but the window was closed. And she was by herself.  she grabbed the cone and started eating it before she even paid for it.  it was bizarre.  we were CRYING laughing. I was calling her "Crazy Areolas".  you had to see the chick in action.  priceless.