Jul/065
Sunset – Giraffe
Here's a few pics i took in San Diego. One is the sunset from my room, the other is at the San Diego zoo. Oh and one of me posing. They are huge pictures so make sure you make them big so you can see the detail.
By the way, I'm going to the shore on and off this week. Not sure how long I will be there or when I will be back. There is no internet access there, no phone line. Nothing. So I will post whenever I decide to come back. I don't want to hear any shit about it. I'm sorry.
Hopefully the person who keeps spamming the comments for my one post will choke on a horse cock and die. Hopefully.
Jul/060
Birthday
Today is my birthday. Woohoo! I want cash, a round trip plane ticket to Sydney, money, a house, more money, a high paying low work job, a 30 GB video Ipod, a Sony PSP, and oh did i mention cash?
Now I'm 35, without a job, living a home.
So today would be a good day for you to pack up a big sack of cash and send it to me. I know you have just been putting it off, waiting for the perfect opportunity. Today is that day.
Come on. You people owe me. You bastards.
Jul/064
Long time
Wow it has been a long time since I posted. Nothing exciting or noteworthy has happened.
So let me see, its hot as balls out this way. There were some killer storms that blew up real fast and wiped out the power all around this area last night. some areas still have no power. I was at my friend's house when she lost power. She lost it at 7:30 pm last night and got it back today around 11:30 am. My one friend in Malvern still has no power. I hope my old office building got struck by lightning and burned to the ground. That would be SWEET! It would seriously make my month.
So I was supposed to have a root canal but I went to get a second opinion. This other dentist said wait that its not absolutely necessary. I hate the dentist people I go to. Modern Dental Concepts. You never see the same person twice. They all tell you something different and there isn't any follow up. Like they never say "Oh we did this or that how is that going?" They never say if anything looks good or bad or anything. Its always like its your first visit there. The other patients in there are so trashy. I HATE going there. I went in because they drilled my one tooth a few days earlier. they said i needed a filling. so after the novacaine wore off, I couldnt drink anything cold without having pain in the tooth. I didnt have the pain before I went to see them. so i went back and the doctor was asking me what the other doctor did. I said "I don't know. He said he was going to fix this that and this", but I can't see in my mouth so I dont know what he was pointing to. Once I was numbed up i really couldnt tell what he was doing. I said didnt they write it in my chart? then she SIGHED because she had to go get my chart! WTF? WHY wasnt my chart THERE already? jesus h christ! fuck! im not a dentist. I was so mad. So that was the last straw. I went and found a new dentist. I never changed before because they were in my plan and I was lazy, basically. I was venting at my friend's house and he was like I know so many people who got their teeth fucked up by MDC. Why do you go there? i found out they used to be in granite run mall. I hate them. Plus they are like you are due for a cleaning. i can schedule you for november 7th. lol i was like why bother. their earliest appointment was november? this was june when i scheduled this. let me schedule all my cleanings for the next two years right now so i can be sure to get an appointment. thats ridiculous. you hire more people to do cleanings. Im sure those schools you see advertised on tv during Judge Judy and all the other daytime TV trash is spitting out dental technicians left and right. Whatever. i cant wait until i can get my teeth cleaned and checked at the real dentist's.
I'm so sick of the medical industry in this country. sick of pharmaceutical companies and doctors and tests and labs and pills. you take a pill for everything. enough is enough. when is it going to stop? everyone got some kind of disorder or syndrome. they come up with new ones everyday. Biggest mistake was allowing drug companies to advertise on tv. WTF? If you have any of these symptoms: breathing, sweating, blinking eyes, moist mouth, hunger, thirst, you might have hoopadoopa syndrome. ask your doctor about Hoopa-trin. they really got to stop advertising. seriously. enough. fucking kids will be like mommy i have (insert disease here). the man on tv said so (because tv is the national babysitter). if you have kids ask them what "the purple pill" is called. i bet they know. they need a pill for stupidity. and for every other one of society's ills.
whatever. im really angry and annoyed a lot lately. maybe i should take something for that. its probably "angry white man syndrome". or maybe its because i'm fat and out of double stuff oreos.
When i'm in these moods is when i really need my own tv show or radio show. I just realized how much i hate Oprah. i actually laughed out loud!
i need to be president for a few years or so. i would fix all this shit in this country. I wouldnt fuck it all up like the chimp in office now. it would all make sense and be the way its supposed to be, but it wouldn't work. (what the hell, i cant mess it up worse than the dildo in the white house.) before I left office, i would declare some really nice state as my own private country, or just take over bermuda. then go there and make comments on tv about how bad america's last president was.
good times, good times...
Jul/062
outside
i want to wax my car. there is no shade around my house. i dont have a garage. There is shade across the street in my neighbors drieway. he moved and the house is empty. maybe i will go do it over there? thats a good idea. give me 220,000 so i can buy that house? then i will have a shady driveway to wax my jeep in. that's all i want. is that too much to ask for? seriously.
someone must be having a baby shower or something. there is no where to park on my street. I think its the hillbillies down the street. they are celebrating because he was too stupid to pull out. now they are increasing the white trash population in my area. its bad enough. lol. it might be a birthday party. what do i know. who cares. i hope they move. they have this kid who is SO FAT. i would see him walking home from the bus stop after school and i'd say "jesus christ. what a fat bastard." i never see him outside. i guess thats why hes so fat. video games. and tv.
speaking of fat bastards, what do you need "outside" for anyway? There is never a power outlet around, and never a couch or a bed (well one that isnt in a field or on the side of the road, that isnt infested with mice and ticks, or that local drug addicts don't have sex on), the sun makes it hard to see the screens on almost ALL electronic devices. Plus you have to get dressed to go outside, and its not climate controlled. All the food and remote controls are usually inside the house too. And you might see your neighbor and have to say Hi.
One of the hillbillies' guests just almost backed into my mother's car. I guess they aren't used to driving on paved roads, or driving cars where the reverse gear actually works. "What's dis R for on dis here thang?", "Shee that's the Rev gear. You put it in R and rev the engine." Fucking morons. Can I swear on this thing? I guess so huh?
Martin's at traffic school right now. I'm relaxing at home in the air conditioning listening to 80's music (I don't bother chasing mice around, I slink down the alley looking for a fight, Howlin' to the moonlight on a hot summer night, Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry, Wild stray cat you're a rebel gone guy, I wish I could be as carefree and wild, But I got cat class and I got cat style), eating (of course), not even dressed yet and its almost 3 pm. Sucks to be him right now... Yeah yeah.
Jul/061
I’m back… with some ranting
Okay so I'm back from Rehoboth. I've been back since Sunday actually. I can't believe its technically Thursday already. Time flies when you have absolutely nothing to do, and no money to do it with. It has been raining a lot here lately. In case you desert dwellers want to reminisce about rain.
Rehoboth was fun. Being a long holiday weekend, there were LOTS of freaks out and about. Hordes of angry militant man-hating lesbians and flaming queeny 'mos everywhere too. It's always an adventure when we go to Rehoboth! Why do lesbians always seem angry? I mean we were in line at Grottos and there was a herd of lesbians behind my friend and the one was angry (as usual) and said "I don't see anyone working on my salad!" or something like that. They were really slow there but that's no reason to be angry. Maybe she just needed a nice big cock. I don't get why some of them have to look and dress like men. I'm glad no one reads this or I will probably have my ass kicked by Butchy McButch and her pussy.. er i mean posse.
Speaking of lesbians on wheels, Hookerella is now on the internet on her roller derby team page! Check out her picture here Hookerella (I'm just teasing. I don't know the orientation of the lovely ladies on roller skates. It was just a funny segue. Don't sue me!)
Delaware is weird. Last call is at 1 am. What is that all about? I love to people watch. Its like being at a retarded zoo. We were eating ice cream (cuz I'm fat and like ice cream) on a bench outside of this t-shirt shop and they kept playing that gnarles barkley "Crazy" song. Over and over. People would walk by the store, stop, and start dancing. It was like those purple lights that draw the bugs in and zap them. I think they had some subliminal message under the music that said "STOP! DANCE YOU FOOL! DANCE!" I have a couple videos on my phone of the people dancing. It was a riot. The t-shirt shop was next to this Thai restaurant and the owner came out every 6 or 7 minutes to smoke a cigarette. I don't know how anyone can smoke that much. Everytime I turned around he was there smoking. (kinda like Matt when he wasn't playing ping pong). He looked just like the guy in every Chuck Norris/Rambo/Vietnam kind of movie who is the bad guy general. you know who I am talking about. I was saying Titty mal! or whatever they always say in those movies. Good stuff. I guess you had to be there.
So I got an email from Martin today about some possible scam. I think they should find all the spammers and phishers and virus writers and advertisers and all the other assholes who RUINED the internet with their SHIT and publicly execute them. Preferrably by punching them in their genitals until they are dead. That should scare them enough for them to stop spamming me. (They will probably start spamming and advertising about the public execution.) Actually, they should gather up all the MORONS who actually READ spam and BUY things or otherwise entertain the spam and "genital-punch" them to death as well. Though I really can't believe that anyone is THAT stupid, but I'm sure someone right now is reading about buying V1a gra onl1n e chea p from goblowyourself@xvuslhpgk.com and seriously considering it. "Hmmm it says send cash to some address in some country that I have never even heard of. Wow that sounds legit!" Then they will be on 60 Minutes saying "It sounded so legitimate. I can't believe I fell for it." Wah. Though I doubt that spam will go away even if no one reads it ever again. It's too cheap and easy to do. Which is why we need to implement the "genital-punch" punishment. As a deterrent.
But whatever. I still haven't received bags of money from anyone. Maybe I should get a sponsor as someone (George) said in one of my previous post comments. Hmmm maybe Double Stuff Oreos? or Breyers? Someone needs to sponsor my trip to Sydney. My stock is still in the shitter. As usual. None of you seem too interested in making sure I don't have to get a job. Seriously. How do you think that makes me feel?
Thanks. Thanks a lot.