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Long time

Wow it has been a long time since I posted.  Nothing exciting or noteworthy has happened. 

So let me see, its hot as balls out this way.  There were some killer storms that blew up real fast and wiped out the power all around this area last night.  some areas still have no power.  I was at my friend's house when she lost power.  She lost it at 7:30 pm last night and got it back today around 11:30 am.  My one friend in Malvern still has no power.  I hope my old office building got struck by lightning and burned to the ground.  That would be SWEET!  It would seriously make my month. 

So I was supposed to have a root canal but I went to get a second opinion.  This other dentist said wait that its not absolutely necessary. I hate the dentist people I go to. Modern Dental Concepts.  You never see the same person twice.  They all tell you something different and there isn't any follow up. Like they never say "Oh we did this or that how is that going?" They never say if anything looks good or bad or anything.  Its always like its your first visit there. The other patients in there are so trashy.  I HATE going there.  I went in because they drilled my one tooth a few days earlier. they said i needed a filling. so after the novacaine wore off, I couldnt drink anything cold without having pain in the tooth.  I didnt have the pain before I went to see them.  so i went back and the doctor was asking me what the other doctor did.  I said "I don't know. He said he was going to fix this that and this", but I can't see in my mouth so I dont know what he was pointing to.  Once I was numbed up i really couldnt tell what he was doing. I said didnt they write it in my chart?  then she SIGHED because she had to go get my chart! WTF? WHY wasnt my chart THERE already? jesus h christ!  fuck! im not a dentist. I was so mad. So that was the last straw. I went and found a new dentist. I never changed before because they were in my plan and I was lazy, basically.  I was venting at my friend's house and he was like I know so many people who got their teeth fucked up by MDC. Why do you go there?  i found out they used to be in granite run mall. I hate them.  Plus they are like you are due for a cleaning.  i can schedule you for november 7th.  lol i was like why bother.  their earliest appointment was november? this was june when i scheduled this.  let me schedule all my cleanings for the next two years right now so i can be sure to get an appointment.  thats ridiculous.  you hire more people to do cleanings. Im sure those schools you see advertised on tv during Judge Judy and all the other daytime TV trash is spitting out dental technicians left and right. Whatever. i cant wait until i can get my teeth cleaned and checked at the real dentist's. 

I'm so sick of the medical industry in this country. sick of pharmaceutical companies and doctors and tests and labs and pills.  you take a pill for everything.  enough is enough.  when is it going to stop?  everyone got some kind of disorder or syndrome.  they come up with new ones everyday.  Biggest mistake was allowing drug companies to advertise on tv.  WTF?  If you have any of these symptoms: breathing, sweating, blinking eyes, moist mouth, hunger, thirst, you might have hoopadoopa syndrome.  ask your doctor about Hoopa-trin. they really got to stop advertising.  seriously. enough.  fucking kids will be like mommy i have (insert disease here). the man on tv said so (because tv is the national babysitter).  if you have kids ask them what "the purple pill" is called.  i bet they know. they need a pill for stupidity.  and for every other one of society's ills.

whatever.  im really angry and annoyed a lot lately.  maybe i should take something for that.  its probably "angry white man syndrome".  or maybe its because i'm fat and out of double stuff oreos.

When i'm in these moods is when i really need my own tv show or radio show.  I just realized how much i hate Oprah.  i actually laughed out loud!

i need to be president for a few years or so.  i would fix all this shit in this country. I wouldnt fuck it all up like the chimp in office now. it would all make sense and be the way its supposed to be, but it wouldn't work.  (what the hell, i cant mess it up worse than the dildo in the white house.)  before I left office, i would declare some really nice state as my own private country, or just take over bermuda.  then go there and make comments on tv about how bad america's last president was. 

good times, good times...