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Birthday

Today is my birthday.  Woohoo!  I want cash, a round trip plane ticket to Sydney, money, a house, more money, a high paying low work job, a 30 GB video Ipod, a Sony PSP, and oh did i mention cash?

Now I'm 35, without a job, living a home. 

So today would be a good day for you to pack up a big sack of cash and send it to me.  I know you have just been putting it off, waiting for the perfect opportunity. Today is that day.

Come on.  You people owe me.  You bastards.