Tom Is A Blog Neglector This is a great site, it's not like I'll update it or anything.

Christmas and New Years

Merry belated Christmas!  And Happy New Year (early).  Cuz I will forget. Cuz I'm so busy.  How am I supposed to get a job and have time for me? How will I find time to go away every three weeks like I am accustomed to? I don't remember how I used to do it, back in the day when I worked. (Oh wait, I DIDN'T do it!  Why do I want to go back to living like THAT?)

It's 1:30 am and I think I need an Ab Lounge. It says on the commercial that I can get it for 30 day trial for a buck.  Do I even HAVE a buck?  If I did, I would go to Wendy's and get something off the 99 cents menu.  Mmmm.  So good.

New Years resolution: Play (and WIN) the lottery.