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Incident at the Haunted Mansion

So we go to the Haunted Mansion around 10:30 am.  There was hardly anybody there.  So we go in and we are looking around and my friend Mike stopped to look at something and some crazy bitch walks around him with her kid in her arms and says "Jesus Christ". (There were about 20 people in there so there was a LOT of room)  So he says to Cheri, "That woman just 'Jesus Christed" me. I guess I was in her way."  And the bitch turns around and says, "You were in HER way," referring to her daughter, who was like 3-5 years old (I have no idea on kids ages).  So Mike says, "Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to get in her way."  So the bitch says, "Okay", and then she just stares at him.  So he stared back.  For like a minute or two.  So he says "I said I was sorry" and she said "What did i say?" real snippy like you would talk to your kid or something.  So the room grows dark and we walked away.  I'm pretty much clueless to all of this, though I saw her staring and was like what did I miss?  Anyway, so we go to get on the ride and she was in front of us, two cars in front of us.  So I was like "What is going on?" and I got the brief rundown.  So we got off the ride and she is there and she puts her kid down to walk and shes so slow.  So we know she's just being a crazy bitch because this behavior is typical of crazy bitches, you know, using your child to "get back at us".  Anyway so now there is a bottleneck in the line to get out.  So we finally get to where we can walk around her and her husband and two other brats are waiting for her and we hear him say, "How was it? What's wrong?" cuz she must have had a sad face on her sour puss. So Mike smiled because he knew she couldn't wait to tell her husband how he accidentally got in her kids way and how the crazy bitch had to walk around him (god forbid!). So she must have seen him smile and said "Yeah keep laughing!" really loud.  So we are walking away and we hear "HEY DICK" really loud.  In Disneyworld.  So Mike immediately turns around and we walk back to the guy.  He's like "Happiest fucking place on earth." and Mikes like yeah for real or something so the guy says what did you do to my wife and he says I didnt do anything and he told him what happened, and the guy didn't say anything else. Mike towered over the guy and maybe he just realized that his wife was just being her crazy bitch self.  The bitch said "you kept going on and on about it", which we didnt even mention it outloud, and there is no way she heard him tell me about it on the ride.  she said "If you have a problem with me say it to my face not when I have my child in my arms." She was getting really loud because thats her M.O.  Make a scene to get your own way.  One of those people.  We think they were from New York. There was a crowd of people forming but I didn't notice.  So Cheri says "Look this is ridiculous. We're done here" or something like that and the bitch says "Yes it IS ridiculous." and Mike said "well I'm sorry that I potentionally ruined your daughters vacation" and the bitch said "Oh you didn't" and clutched her brat closer to her and we left.  The husband didn't say anything else after he heard that NOTHING happened.

So first off, nice way to raise your kids, to start fights over absolutely nothing.  You know she does it all the time.  And nice language in Disneyworld.  I guess you can't shine a turd.  What did this woman want?  Money?  He apologized. What more did she want?  I mean he didn't even have to apologize because, let's be real, he didn't do anything.  About 200 hundred people got in my way in Disneyworld before lunch.  It's part of being in a crowded amusement park.  You just deal with it.  I mean, it blows my mind this chick.  I'm glad it didn't turn into a brawl because they kick you out and I would have been pissed. So we laughed about it and made fun of the bitch the rest of the trip.  We kept saying "What did I say?" and "Lastword" because the bitch kept saying things so she would have the last word.

We were at Downtown Disney, and were leaving to go meet up with Caroline.  We were driving through the parking lot and came to a pedestrian walkway.  No one was walking so we went and this old man comes running out in the walkway waing his arms around and I think he was trying to kick the car!  I was like What the F? He was like inches from my window making noises like "Bugga bugga bugga!" or something.  So I see him in the mirror and he's waving his fists in the air. CRAZY! Then I saw a couple and their stroller going across so we think that it was his grandkid and he was mad because we didn't stop at the crosswalk to let them pass. (We think he was drunk and perhaps forgot his medication.)  But no one was IN the crosswalk.  No one was even waiting on the curb.  For real.  I would admit if we were wrong, and I wouldn't tell you this story if it was something we did.  Crazy drunk old people. 

People in general are ridiculous and need to go.