Sep/073
Today is…
Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! WTF? For real? Arrr! They should have International Angry Pirate Day. (definition of Angry Pirate can be found here. So funny.)
I still do not have a job. I went on a second interview at a credit union very close to my house on Monday. I think it went well. I never can tell. She didn't seem put off or annoyed or anything. She said it's between me and some other schmo. Hopefully he will find another job, or get arrested for kiddie porn, or show up on "To Catch A Predator", or just die so I can get the job. I want it really badly. They are supposed to set up third interviews this week or next. My endless days of leisure might finally be over.
HBO has started playing the old seasons of Curb Your Enthusiasm. That show kills me. I have always wanted to watch them all, but wanted to see them in order. HBOC has started showing them all, in order! They started after the new season began, so I have a new Season Pass on my Tivo. It saves me from buying the DVDs.
Otherwise everything else is the same. It's been really nice lately. Fall is here and it has been awesome sleeping at night. I still have my soft top on, and have had the windows off for over a week now. It's been absolutely perfect weather. Winter will be here soon and I will be pissed and miserable. But for now I really can't complain about the weather!
There is still time to send me money.
September 28th, 2007
You should open a few accounts at that credit union, then close them, then open, etc, just so they get used to seeing you around there.
September 29th, 2007
Well, I have been lurking in the parking lot in my trench coat, flashing the employees and yelling “Booga! Booga! Booga!” as they leave. I’m hoping to keep myself fresh in their minds when they make their final decision.
October 1st, 2007
It might also be helpful to call the HR manager 30 or 40 times a day, just to be sure she is thinking about you. Be sure to remind her you are wearing nothing but a trench coat, and that you are calling from the parking lot. You can safely ignore any sirens you hear.