Tom Is A Blog Neglector This is a great site, it's not like I'll update it or anything.

News story

Read this story, and pay close attention to the end.  It's ridiculous.  Yeah moron, that's the United States' master plan.  To infest rivers in desert countries with killer sharks. With freakin' laser beams on their heads.   

And that was a teacher talking! No wonder that country is so F'ed up.  Uh there's a 75% chance that he (or she, I can't tell by the name) will be raped by a camel.  I hope so anyway.